








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
67 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 47 | 30% |
| Smokes | 13 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 59 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 38 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $20,510 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majus | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Wert17 | 40% | 10 |
| #3 | dualando | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majus | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Wert17 | 40% | 10 |
| #3 | dualando | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wert17 | 1 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | dualando | 1 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Majus | 1 | 0.0238 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dualando | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #2 | Wert17 | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | Majus | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majus | +5.66 | 34 | 35 |
| #2 | DonnySchwonny | +1.85 | 23 | 40 |
| #3 | Wert17 | -0.32 | 67 | 7 |
| #4 | dualando | -7.09 | 14 | 41 |





