








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 293 | 34% |
| Smokes | 269 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 214 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 92 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $157,956 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jalla | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Kroxo | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | KingzY | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | TobassPRO | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | I am the Light - The Way | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jalla | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Kroxo | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | KingzY | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | TobassPRO | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | I am the Light - The Way | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TobassPRO | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | KingzY | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Jalla | 1 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TobassPRO | 123 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | KingzY | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jalla | 21 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kroxo | 17 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | I am the Light - The Way | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kroxo | +1.97 | 81 | 52 |
| #2 | LIME / EmisPRO | +1.14 | 49 | 31 |
| #3 | KingzY | +0.71 | 64 | 47 |
| #4 | I am the Light - The Way | -0.03 | 54 | 37 |
| #5 | Jalla | -0.15 | 67 | 52 |





