








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 838 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1949 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1589 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1587 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $722,936 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juusto | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Meinaz | 45% | 105 |
| #3 | juuba | 44% | 41 |
| #4 | TaneliHeittiVääränSavun | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juusto | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Meinaz | 45% | 105 |
| #3 | juuba | 44% | 41 |
| #4 | TaneliHeittiVääränSavun | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meinaz | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | juuba | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meinaz | 158 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | juuba | 94 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | juusto | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | TaneliHeittiVääränSavun | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meinaz | +3.60 | 67 | 66 |
| #2 | juusto | +2.22 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | juuba | +1.80 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | TaneliHeittiVääränSavun | -1.23 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | kokkelli | -3.39 | 19 | 49 |





