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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1593 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Wingman | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1867 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2124 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1872 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2831 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,687,166 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zac | 69% | 268 |
| #2 | korea | 63% | 56 |
| #3 | fame | 62% | 68 |
| #4 | Iris | 62% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zac | 69% | 268 |
| #2 | korea | 63% | 56 |
| #3 | fame | 62% | 68 |
| #4 | Iris | 62% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iris | 25 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | fame | 20 | 0.0167 |
| #3 | korea | 15 | 0.0152 |
| #4 | zac | 7 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zac | 340 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | Iris | 216 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | fame | 156 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | korea | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zac | +5.38 | 88 | 50 |
| #2 | fame | +2.25 | 76 | 36 |
| #3 | avril | +1.40 | 72 | 42 |
| #4 | korea | +1.21 | 82 | 43 |
| #5 | Iris | +0.57 | 77 | 42 |





