








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1007 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1869 | 23% |
| Smokes | 995 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 2539 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2670 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,090,847 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Lthe1a♛ | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Dingos | 50% | 414 |
| #3 | Idefix | 43% | 81 |
| #4 | Pepito | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Lthe1a♛ | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Dingos | 50% | 414 |
| #3 | Idefix | 43% | 81 |
| #4 | Pepito | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingos | 64 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Idefix | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Pepito | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | ♛Lthe1a♛ | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingos | 694 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | Pepito | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ♛Lthe1a♛ | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Idefix | 25 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dingos | +2.23 | 58 | 53 |
| #2 | Pepito | -0.41 | 40 | 62 |
| #3 | Valysekczsk | -0.62 | 46 | 42 |
| #4 | ♛Lthe1a♛ | -0.72 | 45 | 35 |
| #5 | Idefix | -2.78 | 19 | 36 |





