








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 746 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 250 matches | ||
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2593 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2782 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3749 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2184 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,562,188 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 429 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jussi | 59% | 136 |
| #2 | rikkari | 53% | 286 |
| #3 | olli | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | Timo | 51% | 224 |
| #5 | Jägermeister fan #1 | 51% | 435 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jägermeister fan #1 | 72 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | rikkari | 38 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Munakone69 | 18 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Timo | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Jussi | 13 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jägermeister fan #1 | 900 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #2 | Munakone69 | 647 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | Jussi | 562 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #4 | olli | 480 | 0.32 | 9 min |
| #5 | rikkari | 428 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jari | +2.52 | 85 | 53 |
| #2 | rikkari | +1.28 | 71 | 34 |
| #3 | Jussi | +1.18 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | Munakone69 | +0.47 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | olli | -1.52 | 57 | 56 |





