








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 918 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 418 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7387 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6701 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4203 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5038 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,608,645 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 648 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1K0 | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | Ruski Doggo | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | Putte | 54% | 206 |
| #4 | NutehJonez026 | 52% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1K0 | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | Ruski Doggo | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | Putte | 54% | 206 |
| #4 | NutehJonez026 | 52% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NutehJonez026 | 26 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Putte | 21 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Ruski Doggo | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Putte | 580 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | NutehJonez026 | 513 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ruski Doggo | 131 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | N1K0 | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adolf einstein | +1.87 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | NutehJonez026 | -0.29 | 81 | 45 |
| #3 | Putte | -0.52 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | Ruski Doggo | -0.68 | 46 | 60 |
| #5 | N1K0 | -1.36 | 49 | 38 |





