








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1474 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3390 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2915 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2195 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,528,714 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Basic Ore Tea | 46% | 110 |
| #6 | tec | 46% | 309 |
| #7 | Otz | 46% | 83 |
| #8 | Paul Richardson | 43% | 30 |
| #9 | chowdoe | 38% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tec | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | General G | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | BG | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Otz | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | chowdoe | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tec | 1205 | 0.18 | 34 min |
| #2 | BG | 351 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | General G | 331 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | chowdoe | 134 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Paul Richardson | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BG | +2.60 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | tec | +1.36 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | @fpsterby | +1.26 | 64 | 48 |
| #4 | General G | +0.18 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | Basic Ore Tea | -0.32 | 68 | 27 |





