








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




246 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7415 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3960 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 9821 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 6598 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,171,310 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arcangel | 52% | 250 |
| #2 | Elementor666 | 50% | 177 |
| #3 | [E]Mcoh | 49% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arcangel | 52% | 250 |
| #2 | Elementor666 | 50% | 177 |
| #3 | [E]Mcoh | 49% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arcangel | 28 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | [E]Mcoh | 19 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Elementor666 | 10 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [E]Mcoh | 688 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | Elementor666 | 387 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Arcangel | 320 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elementor666 | +3.72 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Elsonse | +1.61 | 65 | 51 |
| #3 | [E]Mcoh | +1.17 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | Arcangel | -1.69 | 49 | 46 |





