








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 187 | 12% |
| Smokes | 692 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 359 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 322 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,474 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korpsebunny | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | tenshi | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | Countess Elle | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Gusto | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korpsebunny | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | tenshi | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | Countess Elle | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Gusto | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tenshi | 6 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | korpsebunny | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korpsebunny | 151 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #2 | tenshi | 86 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Gusto | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Countess Elle | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korpsebunny | +5.00 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | tenshi | +4.11 | 74 | 44 |
| #3 | marehell | +1.71 | 77 | 35 |
| #4 | Countess Elle | -1.05 | 56 | 21 |
| #5 | Gusto | -4.48 | 19 | 28 |





