








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 652 matches | ||
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7744 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8154 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8345 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6666 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,130,434 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fms | 61% | 231 |
| #2 | GKN | 61% | 258 |
| #3 | .towli | 54% | 177 |
| #4 | TRnx | 49% | 344 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fms | 61% | 231 |
| #2 | GKN | 61% | 258 |
| #3 | .towli | 54% | 177 |
| #4 | TRnx | 49% | 344 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fms | 18 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | TRnx | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | GKN | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | .towli | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fms | 1151 | 0.27 | 29 min |
| #2 | GKN | 871 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #3 | TRnx | 539 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #4 | .towli | 408 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NIK | +3.24 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | GKN | +1.49 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | .towli | -0.15 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | fms | -0.39 | 74 | 67 |
| #5 | TRnx | -0.70 | 68 | 60 |





