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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3468 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2427 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2444 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2412 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $503,088 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soggy_muffin | 46% | 26 |
| #2 | Kawaii Princess :3 | 46% | 65 |
| #3 | Weeser | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | Hammy | 43% | 79 |
| #5 | Lobter | 42% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hammy | 14 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Awesome Smoking Skull | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Kawaii Princess :3 | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Soggy_muffin | 5 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | ꧁ঔৣmagicঔৣ꧂ | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awesome Smoking Skull | +3.33 | 40 | 41 |
| #2 | Soggy_muffin | +1.70 | 45 | 19 |
| #3 | Lobter | +1.57 | 39 | 43 |
| #4 | ꧁ঔৣmagicঔৣ꧂ | +1.03 | 36 | 30 |
| #5 | Weeser | +0.62 | 46 | 16 |





