








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2034 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 176 matches | ||
| Wingman | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12536 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10764 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9014 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6446 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,791,742 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 902 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dexter Morgan Skins | 64% | 186 |
| #2 | Kleksiu | 58% | 99 |
| #3 | [=] | 57% | 400 |
| #4 | Michał :D | 57% | 132 |
| #5 | Tostek | 50% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kleksiu | 15 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Tostek | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Dexter Morgan Skins | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | [=] | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Michał :D | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [=] | 1188 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #2 | Tostek | 293 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dexter Morgan Skins | 245 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Michał :D | 154 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kleksiu | 128 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [=] | +5.42 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | KAKTUS | +1.93 | 50 | 68 |
| #3 | Michał :D | -0.41 | 24 | 28 |
| #4 | Dexter Morgan Skins | -1.84 | 25 | 42 |
| #5 | Kleksiu | -2.08 | 33 | 41 |





