








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 671 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8561 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7993 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6322 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6500 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,684,565 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 734 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rσƈƙʂ❦ | 56% | 91 |
| #4 | Lubricabuelasツ | 54% | 123 |
| #5 | Raazhy | 54% | 183 |
| #6 | k0nesy | 53% | 137 |
| #7 | gerardinyu | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rσƈƙʂ❦ | +1.63 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | gerardinyu | +1.09 | 73 | 53 |
| #3 | +w Khan 嫌い | +0.72 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | Raazhy | +0.44 | 89 | 55 |
| #5 | AIM ? | +0.43 | 72 | 73 |





