








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 499 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1178 | 29% |
| Smokes | 859 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1114 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 948 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,039 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sveet | 47% | 34 |
| #2 | Pikachu | 45% | 51 |
| #3 | wings. | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | ba4f7rx | 39% | 36 |
| #5 | ᴄʜᴍᴜʀᴀ | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wings. | +1.57 | 64 | 62 |
| #2 | 》:*《 | +1.54 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | sveet | +0.27 | 88 | 52 |
| #4 | Pikachu | -0.13 | 79 | 53 |
| #5 | ba4f7rx | -1.49 | 55 | 65 |





