








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 650 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 790 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1777 | 10% |
| Smokes | 5585 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6196 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4694 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,260,889 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 683 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0ppies @enterlan'25 | 57% | 53 |
| #2 | YouTube/Pappa_Wolf | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | Matty420 | 54% | 147 |
| #4 | J3k47 | 50% | 699 |
| #5 | meezy | 48% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0ppies @enterlan'25 | 57% | 53 |
| #2 | YouTube/Pappa_Wolf | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | Matty420 | 54% | 147 |
| #4 | J3k47 | 50% | 699 |
| #5 | meezy | 48% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J3k47 | 28 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | meezy | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | d0ppies @enterlan'25 | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | YouTube/Pappa_Wolf | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Matty420 | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meezy | 1055 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #2 | J3k47 | 487 | 0.03 | 12 min |
| #3 | YouTube/Pappa_Wolf | 371 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | Matty420 | 252 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | d0ppies @enterlan'25 | 225 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0ppies @enterlan'25 | +4.85 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | meezy | +3.07 | 66 | 67 |
| #3 | YouTube/Pappa_Wolf | +1.32 | 48 | 56 |
| #4 | Matty420 | +0.46 | 64 | 65 |
| #5 | J3k47 | +0.17 | 72 | 53 |





