








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 715 matches | ||
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 205 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14211 | 35% |
| Smokes | 8616 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9628 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7678 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,658,510 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 516 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tep96Q | 53% | 151 |
| #2 | Dzabodo | 53% | 140 |
| #3 | duby | 51% | 63 |
| #4 | 𝐩𝐨𝟏𝐧𝐭𝐲 | 48% | 176 |
| #5 | meverik | 46% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tep96Q | +3.37 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | duby | +2.85 | 96 | 50 |
| #3 | Omar Borkan Al Gala | +0.38 | 66 | 69 |
| #4 | 𝐩𝐨𝟏𝐧𝐭𝐲 | +0.19 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | Dzabodo | -0.34 | 61 | 70 |





