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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 849 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,345 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1219 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1888 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1947 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2291 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $975,380 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeGe | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | ose | 50% | 60 |
| #3 | Ilu | 48% | 56 |
| #4 | Dominator 48s Peek | 45% | 91 |
| #5 | Mr.Beaver | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ose | 17 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | henkkapeek | 11 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Beaver | 10 | 0.0260 |
| #4 | PLATYPUSPEEK | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Dominator 48s Peek | 7 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dominator 48s Peek | 300 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | PLATYPUSPEEK | 244 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | ose | 209 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | HeGe | 144 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ilu | 104 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ose | +2.95 | 89 | 53 |
| #2 | catlover4640 | +1.33 | 76 | 47 |
| #3 | PLATYPUSPEEK | +0.96 | 47 | 60 |
| #4 | The arsemonger | +0.08 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | Mr.Beaver | -0.75 | 32 | 63 |





