








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 524 | 16% |
| Smokes | 882 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 807 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1124 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $320,617 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karramba | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | Logos | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | szymsk | 42% | 31 |
| #4 | +Kubek17+ | 42% | 31 |
| #5 | RajZEN | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Logos | 6 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | szymsk | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | RajZEN | 1 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szymsk | 99 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | +Kubek17+ | 71 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Logos | 58 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | RajZEN | 17 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Karramba | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alberteex | +1.57 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | +Kubek17+ | +0.56 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | szymsk | -0.53 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | Logos | -0.65 | 72 | 62 |
| #5 | RajZEN | -1.39 | 86 | 49 |





