








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2165 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1903 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 999 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2200 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $539,415 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Partizanas. | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | mtzXD | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | mBarg | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | MinT-O | 56% | 81 |
| #5 | hwr | 53% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mBarg | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | MinT-O | 56% | 81 |
| #5 | hwr | 53% | 81 |
| #6 | yelom | 53% | 19 |
| #7 | Blondine | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hwr | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Partizanas. | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | MinT-O | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Blondine | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | mBarg | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MinT-O | 166 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | yelom | 131 | 0.35 | 4 min |
| #3 | hwr | 108 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Partizanas. | 98 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | mtzXD | 66 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XANAX | +4.55 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | yelom | +1.67 | 93 | 76 |
| #3 | MinT-O | +1.48 | 92 | 68 |
| #4 | Blondine | +0.84 | 95 | 51 |
| #5 | Partizanas. | -1.11 | 74 | 54 |





