








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 349 | 24% |
| Smokes | 230 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 431 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 423 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $134,922 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | 100% | 9 |
| #2 | Lible001 | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | Munk | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | raiks | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | 100% | 9 |
| #2 | Lible001 | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | Munk | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | raiks | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | 7 | 0.0405 |
| #2 | Lible001 | 2 | 0.0128 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | 40 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #2 | Munk | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | Lible001 | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | raiks | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luik | +7.31 | 95 | 32 |
| #2 | Munk | +0.96 | 63 | 46 |
| #3 | πΏπ€π£ππππ‘π€ | -1.07 | 43 | 53 |
| #4 | Lible001 | -2.13 | 61 | 23 |
| #5 | raiks | -6.08 | 79 | 19 |





