








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 834 | 34% |
| Smokes | 486 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 584 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 539 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,316 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Excel | 50% | 50 |
| #2 | Bartek SKINS | 45% | 64 |
| #3 | Xeffre | 45% | 42 |
| #4 | Krzycha | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Excel | 50% | 50 |
| #2 | Bartek SKINS | 45% | 64 |
| #3 | Xeffre | 45% | 42 |
| #4 | Krzycha | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bartek SKINS | 29 | 0.0225 |
| #2 | Xeffre | 24 | 0.0280 |
| #3 | Excel | 14 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | Krzycha | 14 | 0.0408 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bartek SKINS | 168 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Excel | 105 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Xeffre | 96 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Krzycha | 56 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xeffre | +3.90 | 78 | 47 |
| #2 | Excel | +1.71 | 72 | 37 |
| #3 | Krzycha | +0.89 | 46 | 29 |
| #4 | Soft | +0.73 | 50 | 41 |
| #5 | Bartek SKINS | -0.45 | 46 | 52 |





