








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 418 | 39% |
| Smokes | 163 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 236 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 250 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,329 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stefan Ræbild | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Archimedes | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stefan Ræbild | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Archimedes | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archimedes | 7 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | Stefan Ræbild | 5 | 0.0413 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archimedes | 105 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #2 | Stefan Ræbild | 42 | 0.35 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stefan Ræbild | +7.50 | 50 | 83 |
| #2 | Archimedes | +6.16 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | caes0810 | +0.24 | 32 | 22 |





