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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2009 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1606 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1446 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1087 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,137 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toby | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | Not A Banana | 67% | 33 |
| #3 | NoseBleedHero | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Ente(я4єvєя) | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toby | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | Not A Banana | 67% | 33 |
| #3 | NoseBleedHero | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Ente(я4єvєя) | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toby | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | NoseBleedHero | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ente(я4єvєя) | 78 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | toby | 70 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Not A Banana | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | NoseBleedHero | 37 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not A Banana | +1.72 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | NoseBleedHero | +1.71 | 84 | 56 |
| #3 | toby | +1.68 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | Ente(я4єvєя) | +1.38 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | SpagL | -0.24 | 76 | 50 |





