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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 477 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 273 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1376 | 8% |
| Smokes | 3806 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6261 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 5919 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,113,644 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 570 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solid Shinka | 26 | 0.0172 |
| #2 | Helsinki | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | foxxam_fr | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Viirus | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | ShinkaBnB | 12 | 0.0171 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foxxam_fr | 500 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | Helsinki | 437 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Viirus | 387 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | Solid Shinka | 154 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | miyers | 79 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miyers | +2.62 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | Viirus | +1.72 | 59 | 61 |
| #3 | foxxam_fr | +1.51 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | DEKU | +0.12 | 49 | 43 |
| #5 | Mars_BE | -0.03 | 33 | 52 |





