








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3068 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1095 matches | ||
| Wingman | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 229 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13683 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10090 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 11876 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 10758 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,919,393 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 499 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vasi | 50% | 561 |
| #2 | scn_____________ | 49% | 310 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vasi | 50% | 561 |
| #2 | scn_____________ | 49% | 310 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vasi | 43 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | scn_____________ | 14 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vasi | 1825 | 0.16 | 45 min |
| #2 | scn_____________ | 909 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scn_____________ | +1.36 | 60 | 65 |
| #2 | Macskás Fadísz | +0.40 | 55 | 62 |
| #3 | Vasi | +0.06 | 59 | 62 |





