








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 293 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 443 | 20% |
| Smokes | 193 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 942 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 665 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,916 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alekyösti | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Emppux!! | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Winnie The Pöhnykkä | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Mak3z | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | RoLeNzO | 49% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alekyösti | +3.14 | 71 | 56 |
| #2 | RoLeNzO | +2.92 | 82 | 45 |
| #3 | Emppux!! | +1.80 | 64 | 40 |
| #4 | -DeVs- | +0.42 | 65 | 41 |
| #5 | FINANA | -0.77 | 80 | 53 |





