








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
750 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1357 | 34% |
| Smokes | 350 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1475 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 765 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $189,577 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaq | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | BOT Waldo | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | MarciusWolles | 45% | 56 |
| #4 | walter whiter | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | lmaooo | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | N€VAD™︎ ☘ | 41% | 82 |
| #7 | SirUnleashed | 41% | 91 |
| #8 | sektor | 38% | 8 |
| #9 | xAim | 38% | 16 |
| #10 | SirTravx | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirUnleashed | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | N€VAD™︎ ☘ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | SirTravx | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | xAim | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | MarciusWolles | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N€VAD™︎ ☘ | 160 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | SirUnleashed | 122 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | xAim | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | MarciusWolles | 33 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | BOT Waldo | 30 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sektor | +4.19 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | walter whiter | +2.08 | 70 | 34 |
| #3 | xAim | +1.69 | 71 | 58 |
| #4 | SirUnleashed | +1.50 | 66 | 49 |
| #5 | Shaq | +0.98 | 72 | 54 |





