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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 255 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 280 | 2% |
| Smokes | 4451 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3284 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4113 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,105,433 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1464 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪El Che | 43% | 571 |
| #2 | Ferniie | 33% | 217 |
| #3 | ✪ EL Faze_Jizzlord | 30% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪El Che | 43% | 571 |
| #2 | Ferniie | 33% | 217 |
| #3 | ✪ EL Faze_Jizzlord | 30% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪El Che | 80 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | ✪ EL Faze_Jizzlord | 19 | 0.0201 |
| #3 | Ferniie | 7 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪El Che | 1015 | 0.09 | 31 min |
| #2 | ✪ EL Faze_Jizzlord | 196 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ferniie | 65 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪El Che | +5.13 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | ✪ EL Faze_Jizzlord | +2.73 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | Ferniie | -1.61 | 42 | 36 |
| #4 | 𖤐 El Terrorezzz 𖤐 | -3.61 | 53 | 22 |





