








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 88 | 24% |
| Smokes | 84 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 189 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 10 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,641 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kimtekz | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Korean Jesus | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | flykobo | 1 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | ktz | 1 | 0.0204 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kimtekz | 59 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | DADDYDAVE | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Korean Jesus | 18 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Muhyunmad Noalla | 16 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | flykobo | 15 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muhyunmad Noalla | +1.46 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | roach | +1.37 | 72 | 28 |
| #3 | Korean Jesus | +1.15 | 36 | 58 |
| #4 | flykobo | +1.06 | 41 | 56 |
| #5 | kimtekz | +0.47 | 19 | 64 |





