








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17 | 3% |
| Smokes | 211 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 82 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 297 | 49% |
Our logs show you have wasted $203,871 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prime Gerry | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | pax | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | iagiki | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | zAmFrii | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | flame | 1 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiwi, il Frutto Esotico🥝 | 52 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | Prime Gerry | 49 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | pax | 44 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | iagiki | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | flame | 38 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flame | +1.99 | 66 | 41 |
| #2 | iagiki | +0.76 | 76 | 46 |
| #3 | pax | +0.50 | 73 | 42 |
| #4 | Kiwi, il Frutto Esotico🥝 | -0.02 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | Prime Gerry | -0.10 | 63 | 50 |





