








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 682 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6818 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6064 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8156 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3470 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,186,272 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2523 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jarro-sCS.ARMY | 55% | 191 |
| #2 | CS.PRO MepMonstah | 53% | 355 |
| #3 | POWER DoGG | 51% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jarro-sCS.ARMY | 55% | 191 |
| #2 | CS.PRO MepMonstah | 53% | 355 |
| #3 | POWER DoGG | 51% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS.PRO MepMonstah | 20 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | jarro-sCS.ARMY | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | POWER DoGG | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS.PRO MepMonstah | 748 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | jarro-sCS.ARMY | 664 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #3 | POWER DoGG | 148 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS.PRO MepMonstah | +2.96 | 58 | 58 |
| #2 | jarro-sCS.ARMY | +1.09 | 44 | 53 |
| #3 | Philly | -0.32 | 38 | 51 |
| #4 | POWER DoGG | -0.50 | 54 | 49 |





