








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 801 | 36% |
| Smokes | 636 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 188 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 619 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $374,206 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nazarin | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | E X C L U S I V E/ SKINS | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | clam tea | 60% | 63 |
| #4 | -27.90 peek Adobe | Premiere Pro | 37% | 60 |
| #5 | |kronos | 35% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -27.90 peek Adobe | Premiere Pro | 25 | 0.0220 |
| #2 | Nazarin | 15 | 0.0267 |
| #3 | clam tea | 13 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | E X C L U S I V E/ SKINS | 9 | 0.0172 |
| #5 | |kronos | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clam tea | 245 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Nazarin | 97 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | -27.90 peek Adobe | Premiere Pro | 95 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | E X C L U S I V E/ SKINS | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | |kronos | 19 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nazarin | +5.16 | 59 | 53 |
| #2 | E X C L U S I V E/ SKINS | +1.86 | 49 | 49 |
| #3 | |kronos | +0.99 | 56 | 18 |
| #4 | edi12451 | -0.73 | 37 | 42 |
| #5 | -27.90 peek Adobe | Premiere Pro | -2.25 | 12 | 23 |





