








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 280 | 19% |
| Smokes | 313 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 325 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,751 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTS_Filipk174 | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | LTS_Jarous | 46% | 54 |
| #3 | LTS_Kubík | 43% | 68 |
| #4 | LTS_štěpec | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTS_Filipk174 | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | LTS_Jarous | 46% | 54 |
| #3 | LTS_Kubík | 43% | 68 |
| #4 | LTS_štěpec | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTS_Jarous | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | LTS_štěpec | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | LTS_Filipk174 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | LTS_Kubík | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTS_Jarous | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | LTS_Filipk174 | 55 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | LTS_štěpec | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | LTS_Kubík | 17 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTS_Filipk174 | +1.98 | 15 | 40 |
| #2 | LTS_Kubík | +1.63 | 50 | 24 |
| #3 | LTS_Jarous | +0.77 | 39 | 61 |
| #4 | LTS_Ondra | -0.81 | 34 | 35 |
| #5 | LTS_štěpec | -1.96 | 14 | 49 |





