








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,771 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1977 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2540 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5114 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2140 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,198,450 of utility $295 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ropu/. | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | DJplayeR =D | 64% | 230 |
| #3 | - o H o - | 61% | 83 |
| #4 | G.M.U.fi | 60% | 47 |
| #5 | amro | 59% | 331 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amro | +4.06 | 88 | 77 |
| #2 | Ropu/. | +3.96 | 95 | 75 |
| #3 | DJplayeR =D | +1.67 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | G.M.U.fi | +1.04 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | - o H o - | +0.47 | 68 | 67 |





