








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1460 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1146 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 691 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 891 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $293,280 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reddemonxd | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mackan | 95 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | YDB WilliamE13 | 79 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ WHuitfeldt | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | LillBörsen | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ WHuitfeldt | +3.23 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | Jonte* | +2.27 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | Mackan | +0.12 | 54 | 58 |
| #4 | YDB WilliamE13 | -0.18 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | reddemonxd | -0.99 | 72 | 52 |





