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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 980 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Wingman | 128 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3643 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5035 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2866 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5163 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,465,507 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gera | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | Robert | 60% | 455 |
| #3 | Lugia | 55% | 192 |
| #4 | Vietcongnam | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gera | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | Robert | 60% | 455 |
| #3 | Lugia | 55% | 192 |
| #4 | Vietcongnam | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robert | 49 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Lugia | 16 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Vietcongnam | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lugia | 450 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | Robert | 405 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #3 | Gera | 297 | 0.42 | 7 min |
| #4 | Vietcongnam | 83 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #SWAG Sniperprohacker_360 | +2.26 | 84 | 48 |
| #2 | Robert | +1.47 | 86 | 44 |
| #3 | Lugia | +0.40 | 59 | 46 |
| #4 | Gera | +0.25 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | Vietcongnam | -1.36 | 67 | 56 |





