








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4610 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4499 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4157 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4101 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,417,580 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MightySandro | 56% | 102 |
| #2 | mrefexx | 54% | 155 |
| #3 | 1000-7 | 52% | 85 |
| #4 | Benito | 45% | 84 |
| #5 | Invalid | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | mrefexx | 54% | 155 |
| #3 | 1000-7 | 52% | 85 |
| #4 | Benito | 45% | 84 |
| #5 | Invalid | 44% | 59 |
| #6 | [SESX] Hydro | 41% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benito | 28 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | [SESX] Hydro | 22 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | mrefexx | 20 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | 1000-7 | 14 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | MightySandro | 12 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MightySandro | 270 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | mrefexx | 261 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | [SESX] Hydro | 251 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Invalid | 223 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Benito | 202 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Invalid | +5.73 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | Benito | +4.75 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | MightySandro | +0.96 | 65 | 50 |
| #4 | 1000-7 | +0.73 | 73 | 40 |
| #5 | mrefexx | +0.02 | 56 | 46 |





