








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1086 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1100 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1486 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1733 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $692,702 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1556 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Mister1g | 52% | 66 |
| #10 | Pilow | 38% | 34 |
| #11 | 𝕽𝖊𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖓 | 36% | 77 |
| #12 | ☭ EzManz ☭ | 35% | 31 |
| #13 | D4rk | 32% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕽𝖊𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖓 | 14 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | MiniZeroTwo | 13 | 0.0170 |
| #3 | D4rk | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | maxclap | 6 | 0.0157 |
| #5 | Zen11ro | 6 | 0.0166 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mister1g | 356 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #2 | maxclap | 106 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | 𝕽𝖊𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖓 | 104 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | MiniZeroTwo | 79 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Zen11ro | 57 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zen11ro | +8.10 | 93 | 43 |
| #2 | SlimeBoB | +3.60 | 79 | 38 |
| #3 | maxclap | +3.52 | 78 | 39 |
| #4 | Mini Baggi | +2.46 | 93 | 32 |
| #5 | 𝕽𝖊𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖓 | +2.04 | 78 | 29 |





