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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1679 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1764 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2571 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1961 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,351 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hetoza | 59% | 153 |
| #2 | mrlaclasse | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | the4legends | 46% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hetoza | 59% | 153 |
| #2 | mrlaclasse | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | the4legends | 46% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the4legends | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Hetoza | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | mrlaclasse | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hetoza | 629 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | the4legends | 249 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | mrlaclasse | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyMan_Dc | +3.09 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Hetoza | +3.02 | 59 | 67 |
| #3 | mrlaclasse | -0.08 | 56 | 18 |
| #4 | the4legends | -1.31 | 56 | 57 |





