








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2752 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3269 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1616 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2678 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,401,885 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 748 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | We Windows | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | Miguel Jose Jesus Gonzales Smith | 62% | 52 |
| #3 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | mxz | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | We Windows | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | Miguel Jose Jesus Gonzales Smith | 62% | 52 |
| #3 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | mxz | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | We Windows | 15 | 0.0257 |
| #2 | Miguel Jose Jesus Gonzales Smith | 11 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | mxz | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miguel Jose Jesus Gonzales Smith | 137 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | mxz | 137 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | We Windows | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | We Windows | +4.97 | 78 | 26 |
| #2 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | +3.81 | 94 | 38 |
| #3 | Bradder1eggs | +1.55 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | mxz | +0.75 | 62 | 57 |
| #5 | Miguel Jose Jesus Gonzales Smith | +0.68 | 74 | 43 |





