








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5939 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5897 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4955 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4152 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,473,512 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o$ide | 59% | 90 |
| #2 | h0bbyd3aleR- | 50% | 121 |
| #3 | MAJORNILS | 38% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o$ide | 59% | 90 |
| #2 | h0bbyd3aleR- | 50% | 121 |
| #3 | MAJORNILS | 38% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAJORNILS | 10 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | h0bbyd3aleR- | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | o$ide | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o$ide | 257 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | MAJORNILS | 237 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | h0bbyd3aleR- | 223 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o$ide | +3.71 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | h0bbyd3aleR- | +1.47 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | Halifax | +1.17 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | MAJORNILS | -1.46 | 66 | 64 |





