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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4051 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5255 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3340 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4061 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $731,153 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEBULA | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | todema | 49% | 164 |
| #3 | B | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | AdiosXD | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEBULA | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | todema | 49% | 164 |
| #3 | B | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | AdiosXD | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEBULA | 17 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | todema | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | AdiosXD | 6 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | B | 5 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | todema | 432 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | NEBULA | 122 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | AdiosXD | 84 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | B | 71 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B | +1.92 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | NEBULA | +1.18 | 71 | 44 |
| #3 | AdiosXD | -0.38 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | tanaka1azy | -0.71 | 49 | 56 |
| #5 | todema | -0.80 | 60 | 57 |





