








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,516 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1158 | 33% |
| Smokes | 558 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 766 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1034 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $982,851 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | MathiasF1 | 52% | 75 |
| #3 | ZywOo | 50% | 111 |
| #4 | Mitsubishi L300 | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | Snusmumriken | 49% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ZywOo | 50% | 111 |
| #4 | Mitsubishi L300 | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | Snusmumriken | 49% | 133 |
| #6 | Cloud | 47% | 17 |
| #7 | pog | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snusmumriken | 25 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | ZywOo | 23 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | pog | 5 | 0.0199 |
| #4 | Cloud | 3 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | MathiasF1 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snusmumriken | 431 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | ZywOo | 339 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | MathiasF1 | 171 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Thomas | 58 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mitsubishi L300 | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | +8.14 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | pog | +7.56 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | Snusmumriken | +1.48 | 65 | 64 |
| #4 | MathiasF1 | +0.35 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | Sniff | -0.96 | 46 | 39 |





