








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 560 | 20% |
| Smokes | 794 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 656 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 798 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $699,021 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not A Big Fan Of The Government | 68% | 65 |
| #2 | 50/50 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Wroiler22 | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | Played | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | Goth Girl Enthusiast | 51% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not A Big Fan Of The Government | 27 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | Pluh | 11 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Played | 7 | 0.0263 |
| #4 | Goth Girl Enthusiast | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Wroiler22 | 2 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pluh | 181 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Not A Big Fan Of The Government | 173 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Goth Girl Enthusiast | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Played | 57 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | 50/50 | 36 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not A Big Fan Of The Government | +7.56 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | Played | +2.94 | 68 | 49 |
| #3 | Wroiler22 | +2.38 | 72 | 38 |
| #4 | Pluh | +0.51 | 56 | 57 |
| #5 | Goth Girl Enthusiast | +0.09 | 49 | 42 |





