








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2361 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1505 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1669 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1266 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $233,203 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Резня | 52% | 95 |
| #2 | BULLET IN UR HEAD | 51% | 55 |
| #3 | Storm | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | dimalex784 | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Slaveikov mahala | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Резня | 52% | 95 |
| #2 | BULLET IN UR HEAD | 51% | 55 |
| #3 | Storm | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | dimalex784 | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Slaveikov mahala | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Резня | 41 | 0.0218 |
| #2 | Storm | 13 | 0.0332 |
| #3 | BULLET IN UR HEAD | 9 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Slaveikov mahala | 6 | 0.0145 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Резня | 404 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | BULLET IN UR HEAD | 113 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Storm | 67 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Slaveikov mahala | 25 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | dimalex784 | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Резня | +3.53 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | TheToxicVal (B.F.B.L.) | +2.88 | 76 | 50 |
| #3 | Storm | +0.52 | 77 | 42 |
| #4 | BULLET IN UR HEAD | +0.34 | 68 | 52 |
| #5 | dimalex784 | -6.27 | 13 | 11 |





