








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 520 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3816 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3516 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2882 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2709 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,639,796 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon | 56% | 127 |
| #2 | Yetti | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Chikin | 51% | 342 |
| #4 | bussdown | 48% | 313 |
| #5 | ImAk47 | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon | 56% | 127 |
| #2 | Yetti | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Chikin | 51% | 342 |
| #4 | bussdown | 48% | 313 |
| #5 | ImAk47 | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chikin | 27 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | bussdown | 16 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Jon | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Yetti | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | ImAk47 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bussdown | 681 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | Chikin | 554 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | Jon | 279 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Yetti | 105 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | ImAk47 | 97 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | albert | +4.15 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | Jon | -0.40 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | ImAk47 | -1.22 | 69 | 64 |
| #4 | Chikin | -1.40 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | Yetti | -1.82 | 64 | 60 |





