








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




156 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4206 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8298 | 51% |
| HE Grenades | 2411 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1382 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,291,173 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majiru | 85 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | seggs | 39 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Blaxyon | 37 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | auralpodz | 29 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | [S S R B] | 27 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mL1gHt | +2.50 | 75 | 36 |
| #2 | Raja | +1.59 | 76 | 43 |
| #3 | Majiru | +1.47 | 53 | 35 |
| #4 | seggs | +1.12 | 64 | 29 |
| #5 | auralpodz | -0.75 | 45 | 49 |





