








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3775 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2084 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4024 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3543 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,370 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeXn0t | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | π"Parano!d"π | 48% | 177 |
| #3 | AgApit0 | 48% | 94 |
| #4 | kyo- | 48% | 46 |
| #5 | Hosanna Hosanna | 46% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Hosanna Hosanna | 46% | 63 |
| #6 | mikeY | 46% | 158 |
| #7 | ElChad | 42% | 26 |
| #8 | BekeLi0 | 41% | 22 |
| #9 | F1S | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π"Parano!d"π | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ElChad | 7 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Hosanna Hosanna | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | mikeY | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | BekeLi0 | 4 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π"Parano!d"π | 388 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | mikeY | 368 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | AgApit0 | 275 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | kyo- | 153 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hosanna Hosanna | 132 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyo- | +2.14 | 59 | 65 |
| #2 | FeXn0t | +1.83 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | ElChad | +1.30 | 80 | 21 |
| #4 | F1S | +1.18 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | kidbuut | +0.90 | 66 | 66 |





