








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2112 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1935 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3335 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2936 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,481,310 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnyfive ᛚᚬᚡᛖ | 1081 | 0.28 | 22 min |
| #2 | Mokra Vafla | 855 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | Mandarin | 245 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | TIGAR ♔F1rst_BloOdd♔ | 231 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | VaYiNgS | 133 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0l.f[ℝ]0D[A] | +5.02 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | Mandarin | +4.11 | 83 | 43 |
| #3 | TIGAR ♔F1rst_BloOdd♔ | +3.78 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | Mokra Vafla | +3.27 | 75 | 37 |
| #5 | Johnyfive ᛚᚬᚡᛖ | -0.56 | 68 | 65 |





